DC Comics/Smallville // Clark/Lex, Tim/Kon, Clark/Lois // PG

Oh. my. God. How much fun did I have reading this story? Kon is injured, bringing Clark and Lex closer together…and this story is so much better than that makes it sound.

I don’t care! What I care about is you’re the biggest jerk in the history of the universe,” Tim said.

“Yeah, okay, but dude!” Kon said. “They were best friends! That’s freaking insane! That’s like, if you went evil someday!”

If anyone is going to go evil, it is totally you, you asshole!” Tim yelled.

Crossover between the DC and Smallville universes.

I’ve borrowed a bunch of DC comics characters for this story; the one that I feel needs some real explanation is Kon, aka Superboy, who is the test-tube baby of Superman and Lex Luthor. (No, I am seriously not making this up. I would have, but the writers at DC generously smoke crack so we fans don’t have to.) Tim Drake is the current Robin.

There’s also a short sequel, Vacation. Tim gets jealous, and Kon gets a clue.

Reconcilable Differences by Shalott

The Rules of Blue

Feb 1, 2006

Smallville // Clark/Lex, Clark/Lois // NC-17

An adolescence ago, Lex Luthor didn’t sleep with Clark Kent.

The Rules of Blue by Thamiris