Templum Bellonae

At first, I didn’t think this was as funny as Jae’s other stories, but suddenly I was in the middle of it and laughing my ass off, so I guess it lived up to my expectations. Like most of Jae’s stories, I’m in it more for the humour than the romance.

Nick Carter writes a book. Well, fifteen pages doesn’t really count as a book, but…

The Earl of Rothinghamptonfordshire by Jae

I laughed so hard my roommate thought I was choking. Link is to the first chapter.

“But it’s a good question,” Joey said. “Cause, see, if we’re talking about intercourse, I don’t know if I wanna play. But if other things count, well then…”

“I think any assisted orgasm counts,” Lance said thoughtfully.

“Oh, that sounds sexy,” Chris said. “Any assisted orgasm? Did you read that straight from the manual?”

“Do we both have to come?” Joey said.

“Jesus, Joe,” Chris groaned. “Sex with you is sounding more unattractive by the second. Between you being all selfish and Lance’s assisted orgasms, you’re giving us all a bad name. ‘Sleep with ‘N Sync for the utmost in cold, mechanical experiences. We’re sex machines. No, really. We’re machines.’”

*Nsync makes a bet: they each have to sleep with a Backstreet Boy. Wild and wacky fun ensues.

Coldhearted by Jae