Be Your Own Best Friend
Oct 21, 2005
Just one rec before I go away for the weekend. Chris decides he has a thing for Lance.
Coldhearted
Feb 11, 2005
I laughed so hard my roommate thought I was choking. Link is to the first chapter.
“But it’s a good question,” Joey said. “Cause, see, if we’re talking about intercourse, I don’t know if I wanna play. But if other things count, well then…”
“I think any assisted orgasm counts,” Lance said thoughtfully.
“Oh, that sounds sexy,” Chris said. “Any assisted orgasm? Did you read that straight from the manual?”
“Do we both have to come?” Joey said.
“Jesus, Joe,” Chris groaned. “Sex with you is sounding more unattractive by the second. Between you being all selfish and Lance’s assisted orgasms, you’re giving us all a bad name. ‘Sleep with ‘N Sync for the utmost in cold, mechanical experiences. We’re sex machines. No, really. We’re machines.’”
*Nsync makes a bet: they each have to sleep with a Backstreet Boy. Wild and wacky fun ensues.
Coldhearted by Jae