Small Primes and Square Roots
Nov 10, 2007
AU in which John agrees to be, basically, a sperm donor for Jeannie McKay. I don’t know what it is about this fandom, but for some reason, the kids in Stargate fanfic manage not to be annoying.
“I want to go over to Corrie’s–”
“Let’s see,” Rodney began, hands on his hips, “can we phrase that as a question?”
“Let’s see,” Sara drawled, matching his pose, “can *we* go over to Corrie’s tonight and watch movies?”
“Hm,” Rodney said, because it was always important to give the impression that you were taking your kids seriously and thinking about the ideas they were presenting to you, not just making a snap decision without giving their suggestions the proper consideration they deserved. “No!”
Operation Think of Atlantis
Aug 30, 2007
Atlantis
John and Rodney are forced to have public sex for an alien gay fertility ritual.
“The soft sciences are so easily traumatized. I mean it’s not surprising, since they obviously don’t have even the basic mental fortitude that would enable them to become experts in, say… astrophysics, or anything else that’s a real science. The kind of grit and determination that enables a man to forge bravely on and do what’s absolutely necessary in the pursuit of, oh for example a hidden ZPM underneath a penis temple.”
“Please don’t say penis temple,” John said, squinting up into the perfectly blue sky.
Demarcation
Mar 30, 2006
Just Pie
Feb 1, 2006
AU. Clark and Lex meet in Metropolis, where Clark is earning his way through university working as a short-order cook and part-time pimp.