101 Ways to Get Lucky (In Love)
Nov 13, 2007
AU. John is a relationship coach, and Rodney is a rich businessman who needs dating advice.
I’m not usually a fan of kidfic, but there seems to be a rule that kids in SGA fic are always made of awesome.
“Call him, call him now!” Rodney waved his hands wildly. “Tell him what an absolute emergency this is. If I’m going to be married before the stockholder’s mid-year meeting, I’m going to need professional help.”
“You don’t say,” Mildred said under her breath.
“I heard that!”
He was tempted to fire her, but he didn’t have complete confidence she’d agree to be rehired.
Passionate Productions
Apr 11, 2007
AU where Clark takes up a career in “private fantasy fulfilment” to earn some extra cash.
“Long story short, I got the job,” he told her. “Well– if someone picks me out of the catalog.”
“Oh, they will. I’m sure they will. That’s so cool, Clark! I knew you could do it,” she gushed enthusiastically, as if he’d just told her he’d made the Dean’s list.
“He looked at my dick,” Clark complained.
“Really? That’s so surprising coming from a pornographer.”
He didn’t have to see her to know she was rolling her eyes.
Hail to the Chief
Apr 10, 2007
President Luthor keeps putting himself in danger, and Superman can’t figure out why.