Templum Bellonae

Atlantis

And its sequel, Yes, Really.

And I thought group sex fic was only found in *Nslash. John, Rodney, Teyla and Ronon are trapped in a cave.

You know, it’s funny how popular a cliché cave sex is, considering how completely unsexy actual caves are…

“There will be neither pee-drinking nor dying on this mission!”

No, Really by Basingstoke

Kon is bored easily, and Tim is skittish.

Funny and hot.

Unicorn Bait by Basingstoke and Zee

Fraser and Maggie talk about love.

Rabbit Jumps Out the Window by Basingstoke

It was a good night. Spicy shrimp, a fortune cookie that said “You will have great luck,” and nobody had paged him all night.

Not even his wife. So she had probably gotten his message, both the overt and the subtext.

Christmas night.

Goodnight by Basingstoke

Post-Widening Gyre. Harper and Tyr compare scars.

“Rommie, I think you’re right.”

“Of course I’m right.” the ceiling said.

“I’m drunk.” Couldn’t feel his feet either. Or his tongue.

“I told you so.”

“Nobody likes a snotty starship!” Harper yelled at the ceiling.

City in the Clouds by Basingstoke

A story from a happier time.

Harperball!

The Ancient and Honorable Art of Football by Basingstoke

Funny, and I want to say ’sweet’, but that’s not really the right word. ‘Happy’, maybe?

“Eat shit, punk,” the other bank robber said.

Jason punched him in the face and he slumped over with a grunt. “Not on my diet plan.”

“Let’s go,” Tim said.

Tim retrieved his grapple and spike strip and they flew away as the police arrived. “I could go for a burger, though,” Jason said.

The Robin’s Red Glare by Basingstoke

Toad/m.

Okay, I could have sworn I recommended this ages ago. Very, very good. Sorry, ‘good’ seems to be the best I can do in terms of description today. Oh, there’s stuff about Toad’s tongue that you won’t want to miss.

There’s DVD-style commentary by the author, too.

Kissable Fanatic, Unhinged Minim Artists by Basingstoke

The Authority

Three hundred and seventy-two scenarios involving the mop led to Becky’s death. Forty-eight of them were purely accidental.

I haven’t got a clue what The Authority is, but with a beginning like that, how I could I resist?

The Business by Basingstoke

Rose Walker in the Dreaming, post-Sandman.

And he’s kneeling before you, the white-haired man, with duct tape over his mouth and eyes so you can’t hear him when he screams when you stab him and stab him and stab him.

Nothing Will Come Of Nothing by Basingstoke

Batman Beyond

“I’m okay,” Terry said.

“Not yet,” Bruce said, and kept scrubbing his arms. “Turn around.”

“I’m really okay.” Terry didn’t turn around.Bruce grabbed the back of Terry’s neck and pushed his head back under the shower.

“You’re not okay. You’re not going to be okay until every speck of this garbage is gone from your skin. You’re lying and trying to tell me you’re okay because you have an erection and you think I haven’t noticed yet.” Terry stood under the water and tried not to die of embarrassment.

More sex pollen!

Pollen Beyond by Basingstoke

Also Andrew/omc.

She has Andrew’s speech patterns down cold:

“I am very sorry, Angel also known as Angelus, but I cannot be a part of your evil scheme to destroy the world,” Andrew says.

Five Things That Never Happened to Andrew Wells. Long and really, really good; the five things are all connected to make one story.

Big Rock Candy Mountain by Basingstoke