Just Relax by ALC Punk

Sam takes Vala to a biker bar.

Femmeslash // Humour // PG

Sleepover by Danvers

Sam stays over at Vala’s.

Femmeslash // NC-17 // PWP

Dial V for Vala by Trancer

Sam explains phone sex to Vala.

Femmeslash // Humour // NC-17 // PWP

Playing to the Camera by Teand

SG-1 is in jail, and they need a distraction to escape. Vala has a bright idea.

“Don’t worry.” A remarkably pink tongue spread moisture over full lips. “This is guaranteed. There isn’t a man in the universe who wouldn’t be riveted.”

Femmeslash // Humour // NC-17 // PWP

Behind That Smile by Elishavah

Vala meets Jack while she’s in Washington.

When his admin walked in with a pinched, struggling-against-horny look on his face, Jack didn’t need the man to say anything.

“Send her in,” he said. “And then go call your wife.”

Gen // PG

Clean Plate Club by Yin_again

AU. Rodney is a food stylist; John is a fashion photographer. There are further stories in the same universe in her SGA index, but I’m too lazy to link to them right now.

AU // NC-17 // Romance

Close Encounters by Amireal

Rodney has a crush.

I think this may be the first SGA fic I ever read, back before I knew anything about the show.

Action // NC-17 // Romance

Two Men and a Baby by Lamardeuse, Tx_tart

Rodney is cloned.

NC-17 // Romance

Not a Love Song by Thegrrrl

DADT is revoked, but John doesn’t care, because he’s not gay.

Humour // NC-17 // Romance

Three-Storey by Prufrock

Bruno and Boots

Boots spends Christmas with Bruno’s family.

Humour // PG // Romance

King of Wishful Thinking by Margie

McShep does Pretty Woman.

AU // NC-17 // Romance

A Picture of Home by Wendi

Lex drops by Clark’s new apartment.

Humour // NC-17 // PWP // Romance

Like Describing the Alphabet by Mosca

There’s a show in Jayne’s bunk, and Mal’s invited.

Action // NC-17 // Romance

Reconciliation by Inalasahl

Simon helps Jayne. Jayne helps Simon. There’s helping. And sex.

“Just don’t think it’s right that I’m running with a guy don’t even own a weapon.”

“Yes, I imagine it’s horrifying,” Simon said. “Do the other mercenaries talk behind your back about it?”

“No,” Jayne said. “Oh, that’s a joke.”

Action // NC-17

Pieces Tossed Aside by Ana

Firefly fandom comes up with some of the scariest stories I’ve ever read.

Character Death // Gen // NC-17 // Sci-fi/Fantasy

Drunken Revelations by Me Interrupted

So inconvenient when your practically-jailbait lust object is also a mind-reader, isn’t it, Jayne?

Het // NC-17 // PWP

Sometimes, things just go down smooth by Ana

Jayne wants a gun he can’t afford. Simon’s awfully good at planning heists.

Action // NC-17

Phase Shift by el L. Bolt

One possible explanation for why Daniel (thank goodness) finally digs out that razor.

G // Het // Humour

Where I End and You Begin by Sorrel Rowan

Departs from canon before The Shroud, based on a spoiler of that episode with the line about Daniel being a “soft-sell” prior. As she’s dying, Prior-Daniel tries to sell Origin to Vala, but she’s not buying.

G // Gen // Het

Honor Amongst Thieves by Cleo the Muse

AU. Vala Mal Doran crash-lands on a world where she can’t communicate with the natives. Luckily, there’s a man with amnesia who seems to speak her language. In fact, his immense skill with languages makes him a valuable parter in the treasure-hunting business. Long, fun, a little too sappy at the end for my taste, but overall quite enjoyable.

There are two short companion pieces: Honor Among Thieves: Points of View, showing the reactions of some of the people Daniel and Vala meet during their adventures, and Honor Among Thieves: First Christmas, the title of which is fairly self-explanatory.

AU // Action // Het // NC-17 // Romance // Sci-fi/Fantasy