Templum Bellonae

A little too accurate, but very funny.

In order for your reader to follow your narrative, it is important to refer to the characters by their names.

Failing that, you should always refer to them by their profession, by their hair color, or by their eye color. Combinations of the three are highly encouraged, e.g., Peter is the brown-haired psychologist, Egon is the blue-eyed physicist, Ray is the brown-eyed engineer or hazel-eyed occultist, and Winston is the black man.

RGB Fanfic Primer by Johanna Swift