Templum Bellonae

A humorous and well-written essay. If the title isn’t enough to tempt you, then nothing will convince you to read it.

Ever since the movie of the book Fellowship of the Ring came out, there seem to be two popular ideas about Elves’ sex lives. Either they are radiantly asexual, or they are all screwing each other madly, along with any dwarves, hobbits, and men who happen along. Whichever you prefer is usually based on how attractive you think Orlando Bloom is.

What Tolkien Officially Said About Elf Sex by Tyellas